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127 of 127 (100%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:31pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:54pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:56pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:15pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:48pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:27pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:25pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:59pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:20am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:12pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:04am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:12am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:33am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:28pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:22pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:18am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:52pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:16pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:36pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:51pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:31pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:58pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:06pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:43am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:10pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:15pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:56pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:33am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:27am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:45am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:08pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:51am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:49am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:50am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:40am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:40am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:05pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:15pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:51am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:02pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:07pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:46am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:07am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:34am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:58am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:43am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:47pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:18pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:41am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:35pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:24am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:12am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:32am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:32am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:05pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:22pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:13pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:46am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:22pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:51am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:52am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:15pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:23pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:07pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:45am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:59am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:54am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:53am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:43am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:46pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:27pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:49pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:13am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:03pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:07am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:53pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:58am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:50am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:27am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:46am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:42am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:17am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:25am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:33am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:19pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:08am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:01am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:20pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:22am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:49am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:08am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:01am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:08am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:48am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:56am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:43am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:52am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:32am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:10am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:09am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:52am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:27am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:30am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:35am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:59am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:40am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:26pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:35pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:21pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:35pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:52pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:35pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:30pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:05pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:20pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:34pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:24pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:15pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:38pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:15pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:33pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:54am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:31pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:37pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:42pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:43pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:46pm