I sexually Identify as a TI-84 Plus Graphing Calculator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of solving complex systems of equations with graphing and matrix capabilities. People say to me that a person being a calculator is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a monochrome LCD display, 30 mm buttons and Texas Instruments branding on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Silver Edition" and respect my right to solve problems and load needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a calculophobe and need to check your RAM privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

In game: ha ha

To Self: what the ♥♥♥♥ is that ♥♥♥♥ I've played this game for 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years and this guy is just gonna go and pull that ♥♥♥♥ he has 3200 fcking hours what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker this piece of ♥♥♥♥ thinks he's better than me well I'll show him buddy you're going down this is the last time you're seeing the light of the day that's how far you're going down pal you're nothin kiddo and i want you to know that you're just gonna shoot me through the smoke like that well buddy you hit me I come back swinging 1000000000 times harder you're going down so far down you won't be able to see the light of day because that's how far down you'll be buckaroo

+rep very nice trader

+rep Good Trader

+rep fast and great trader

Yoyo